Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse is a chain letter that claims Mickey will kill, maim, or terrify anyone who doesn't send it to more than 5 people.
Now this is a fun one. Don't get me wrong, it is dumb, but it's at least creative. This isn't your standard fare with some murdered little girl killing you at 3 AM. A pretty hefty sending requirement too, you need to send it to at least 15 people to be totally safe. According to the letter, anyway.
It starts with the standard warning of a curse, needing to read on, and how at 12 AM you'll be killed. By Mickey Mouse. A graphic description of what Mickey will do follows, slitting wrists, poking out eyeballs, hanging your corpse... This is then followed up with an attempt to guilt whatever kid is reading the letter by bringing up how their parents would feel! The letter insists that it is in fact real and not a joke, and "proves" it by describing various victims.
Victim number one is Annalise Richmond who didn't send it to anyone and died. Victim two is Louise Whitefield, who sent it to four and had her wrists slashed. She was fine, though. Finally, victim three is Thomas Crowley, who sent it to five. Mickey just decides to fuck with him by making his electricity go out the mere minute after minute. He appears to Thomas's left covered in blood and white rags and holding a knife and then disappears, which is supposedly the scariest thing Thomas will ever see in his life.
The letter then weirdly transitions into a paragraph saying not to speak "Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, I killed your son" into a mirror, or else you'll die. This is used to then pivot to the requirements for sending the letter to other people. If you send it to no one you die, one to five gets you maimed or scared, five to fifteen brings your family bad luck while killing someone you're close to, and fifteen or higher means you're safe.
I don't even really need to explain why this one is insane. But it's good for a laugh.
Last Edited by Webmaster A. on August 9, 2008.
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